My not-so-secret shames, a confessional list
- Every Wednesday night I watch "So You Think You Can Dance" and cry about 63 times an episode. I don't know exactly why, it's a physical reaction I have to the beautiful dancing. I can always tell when a couple has done really well because I cry. I get goosebumps if they do okay. I got nothing when they suck.
- Right now my breath is so bad, I am surprised it's not gagging you out there in Internetland. I had red onions on my salad and you couple that with a bit-too-garlicy mashed potatoes you get a potent combination. I can't open my mouth while typing for fear of melting my computer's screen.
- I have not actually spoken to another human being since Wednesday, which is incidentally the last time I wore clothes that were not pajamaesque.
- This would bother me more if it didn't mean that I haven't spent any money. I need to be good for a few weeks since I ordered up a new iPhone for my birthday.
- Right now I am pretending like it doesn't bother me that I didn't finish updating my online portfolio. I had to quit because I was getting sloppy.
- High Fidelity, one of my all-time favorite movies, is on WGN right now, but it totally sucks because it's edited so horribly. I know it's edited horribly because I know the movie by heart.
- I may be addicted to banana strawberry smoothies.
