Superman v. Gravedigger

Mar 11, 2008 at 11:01 PM
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No matter how much I argue with him, Nolan refuses to let me be the Superman Monster Truck. He doesn't seem to understand that I should get to be Superman because I love Superman and he should be Gravedigger because he loves Batman. Trying to reason with a 4 year old is impossible. You should hear us talk about the Fortress of Solitude vs. Wayne Mansion. It's not pretty.

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It's Wayne Manor, dipshit. No wonder Nolan schools you in your arguments.

You are an angry, bitter man. I've been spending a lot of my time with a 6, 4, and 3 year old, cut me a little slack.

You could solve the problem by getting a Spider-Man monster truck. Nolan is way to bright to choose Supes over Spidey.

Surprisingly enough, there's a Spiderman toy upstairs that nobody has any desire to play with at all. The Superman toys, they get quite a workout.

Uh huh. I believe that like I believe your hateful, pro-brownie propaganda. Those kids are just pawns in your Machiavellian machinations, aren't they?

Why is that surprising?

Good point, Hotrod. It's not surprising at all. Why would anyone play with Spiderman when there is so many Superman toys around?

We actually enjoy Exceptional Brownies everyday. Try to control your jealousy.

Maybe I should be the one sending you pie. Those kids need some respite from their dry, crumbly doldrums.

I just did an informal straw poll, nobody here wants pie. Keep your stinking pie.

Sure you did, Jodi Il Sung.

Those kids are trembling at the thought of upsetting their "Fearless Brownie Leader."

Are you kidding me? Have you ever spent any time with the six and under crowd? I cower in fear of them.

I don't doubt that. But I know the six and under crowd isn't going to turn away pie, either. I'm guessing you offered them a choice of brownies or beets.

We don't have any pie, because why would we waste our money on that?

Right. So brownie or nothing. Another push-poll from Jodi Rove....

This is interesting. I just asked the Tibbles and two claimed pie and one said brownies.

So two-to-one. Sounds about right. That's what the primary research shows us, Jodi's spin machine notwithstanding.

Of course it's right. Look, we settled this months ago. Why is Jodi still harping on this issue?

I didn't even bring it up!

Yeah. Right.

I know literacy isn't your strong suit, but you should actually try to read the shit you comment on. Look up, it's Daby's fault.

Meh. I blame you. You're the one who lost, so I figure any revisitation is your fault.

Oh yes, because I am totally the type of person who likes to continually remind everyone of my few defeats. There you go with that illiteracy again.

That seems right.

Not so good with the sarcasm are we?

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